After Forty isn’t over the hill — it’s the penthouse suite, and I’ve got the key

By William E. Smith

Turning 40? Oh honey, welcome to the main stage. Your 20s were the warm-up act, your 30s were the rehearsal, and now you’re the headliner with the best lighting in the house.

People think hitting 40 means slowing down. Please. The only thing slowing down is my tolerance for nonsense and bad cocktails.

You’ve Got the Sauce AND the Secret Recipe

In your 20s, you worried about being liked. In your 40s, you are the vibe. You know what you bring to the table — and spoiler alert — it’s the whole damn meal.

Adventure, But Make It Selective

Yes, you’ll still go dancing till 2 a.m., but you’re skipping the sketchy after-party. Why? Because you’d rather wake up early for mimosas and a rooftop brunch where the view is as good as the gossip.

Dating with X-Ray Vision

You can spot a red flag before the second drink arrives. And instead of ignoring it, you’re already calling the Uber. Forty means knowing your worth and not settling for anyone who treats you like an option.

Your Body, Your Stage

Whether you’re rocking swimwear at the beach, tailored suits at a wedding, or sweatpants at the farmer’s market, you know how to own every look. And yes — they’re still staring. Let them.

The Gospel According to 40

Forty isn’t “over the hill” — darling, it’s top of the mountain, panoramic views and all. You’ve got the charm, the confidence, and the receipts to prove you’re living your best chapter yet.

So book the trip, send the flirty text, wear the shirt that shows just enough chest. The New Gay Prime isn’t about keeping up with the kids — it’s about making them wonder how you do it.